Here’s the thing: office romance tropes ambush me the way stray sticky notes cling to my sweater. I’ll be minding my business, outlining something wholesome and chaos-free, and suddenly two characters are locked in deeply questionable eye contact across a conference table while someone drones on about quarterly projections. I can’t help it. Fictional workplaces are infinitely more entertaining than real ones—unless your actual job includes ghosts or curses, in which case, pl